i wanna be your integral so i can lie tangent to...
"Sarah Jay-Z": i ahve no idea how to integrate it
eyitschicco: google it
"Sarah Jay-Z": it's been 4 years!
"Sarah Jay-Z": its confusing me more
eyitschicco: i think u should get a tutor
"Sarah Jay-Z": well what'st the answer
"Sarah Jay-Z": and maybe i'll get it when i see the answer
eyitschicco: given a
eyitschicco: and x=0.5at^2
"Sarah Jay-Z": oh yeah i dont get it when you give me the answer
take it literally. please.
Onlookers: [to me and Shaina] Where are you guys going? Me: To my car. Onlookers: Why? Me: To get some honey… WAIT NO! SERIOUSLY! LIKE REAL HONEY!
in my defense, i didn't see the cemetery
Driving on the 10 east with Joanne, passing by Forest Lawn. Joanne: My grandpa was buried here. Me: Oh… wow… Silence. Me: They buried him on the freeway?
whoa! I didn't expect that!
Note: This is a satirical piece. As arrogant and cocksure as I come off, I’m always surprised when I receive compliments. People have said on countless occasions “Oh hey, we were talking about you the other day…”. Now people talking about you can either be a good thing or a bad thing, but usually when they tell you that they talk about you it’s a good thing. ...
"Love is Blind" - Irving Chu
No. Love doesn’t overlook. Love looks past.
The diamond invention—the creation of the idea that diamonds are rare and...– http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/print/198202/diamond
Confessions of an Alcoholic
I went to visit Kristy today and she was drunk off her ass. Just completely wasted. I know because she was saying ridiculous stuff that didn’t even make sense. “My dog’s outside taking a gigantic shit right now. Milkbone! Milkbone! Come in! Milkbone!” The dog’s name is Patches.
Emergency Calls Only
So in my whole life I’ve called 911 a total of 2 times. Yes. 2. The first time I was driving to HOC and I noticed someone was swerving alot. A couple miles before I saw a road sign that said “If you see a drunk driver, it is your duty to report it.” So like a faithful civil servant I dialed up the emergency dispatch operator and reported that sucker. Tonight was the second...
dagampat: last night we watched the meteor showers in irving’s tennis courts. i never realized how romantic irving is! haha. as midnight came around, he set up our little area on the hard tennis floor ground. complete with pillows, blankets, comforters, freshly-made tea, and my honeycombs. in totality, we saw about 25 meatiers. but “the biggest one was the second to last one”. i really like how...
Danielle Dagampat: Picture 1.png
Danielle Dagampat: did you get the pic?
eyitschicco: i got your message saying "Picture 1.png"?
Sylvia’s dog currently is giving birth so she decided to build a small nursery/birthing place for the little newborns. Unfortunately the only two born with white fur died. Sylvia expressed her regret saying, “But I really want to one that’s white so I’ve been looking in her little thing every day.” To which I answered, “EWWWWW OH MY GOD THAT’S SO...
insert one-liner here
Here are two things I wish I could be better at: telling stories and starting conversations with strangers. I think the two are related. For the former, oftentimes there are situations that I experience that are funny, but I’m unable to express its humor anecdotally. So there are two conclusions: either it’s a “you just had to be there” type of story or I just...
The Big Dipper is really a bear
eyitschicco: can u see the shower where u are?
Jackie Lee: huh?
Jackie Lee: oooh
Jackie Lee: i was like.. my showers?
Jackie Lee: i dont want to go out to see haha
eyitschicco: meaty orz
Jackie Lee: cus its scary!
eyitschicco: you scared one of them will hit you?
Jackie Lee: noo
Jackie Lee: im scared of bears!!
The Best Entry in the Universe. Actually it...
I guess I am cocky. Arrogant. Self absorbed. Proud. Conceited. Self centered. Incredibly vain. Egotistical. I toot my own horn, and I toot it darn well (if I do say so myself.) I look down upon people who don’t meet my standards. I often think I’m more than capable others. I always want to be the center of attention. The universe. The life of the party. I want to be...
overheard in summercamp
Katrina: Ian what's one of the commandments?
Ian: what's a commandment?
Katrina: stuff God tells us to do
Ian: don't smoke?
Colin Munroe - Start a War Hey little misses...
Iduno why but I really love pi →