five things you should know about me
I’m prone to flights of fancy, but I also wear cement shoes. I’m an introvert, but I’m not shy. I’m an old soul. I’m old fashioned. I open doors, want to meet your mother, pick you up, offer you my jacket, etc. Sometimes I’m awkward, sometimes charming. I have no control over which one I am.
I’ve been wanting to write something meaningful for a while now. This is my attempt. This one’s for you Archie. “Life’s full of surprises. Two parallel lines might one day meet.” - Turn Right, Turn Left There are two ways of going about teleportation. The first requires bending space (an implausible notion, the energy requirements are too high!) and the second...
As a kid, I used to watch a lot of horrible movies that seemed amazing at the time: 3 ninjas, power rangers, spice world etc. I can’t believe my parents sat through all of them.
they see me trollin, they hatin →
emails from an asshole →
he reminds me of a young me… except he’s older…